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Charmian Christie

Free Fall

When you're hang gliding, the sky's the limit. Unfortunately, the ground is less forgiving.

New to both Australia and hang gliding, I was ready for a day of firsts. For the past half hour I'd watched hang gliders circle overhead, then land like gulls on the Illawara  cliff top -- mere yards from their launch point. I'd memorized the drill. Step off the escarpment, glide effortlessly out over the ocean for 10 minutes and return.

I also knew the most difficult part would be getting fastened into the tandem gear. As I dangled over a complete stranger, his team tightened straps around my nether regions. After a few uncomfortable moments I thought the worst was over. Safely strapped in, we took a long walk off a short cliff.

But within minutes of our launch the wind died. After a brief romance with the Australian skies, I was flirting with danger.

On my right, the Pacific Ocean. On my left, a thicket of unfriendly shrubs. I thought the water would cushion our landing, but my pilot assured me that given the choice between dropping into the sea and plummeting into a forest, take the trees – even if they're on fire. Once in the water, the glider pulls you down, and you'll drown before you can free yourself.

I imagined being impaled on the vicious looking shrubbery and wondered if a watery grave wouldn't be a less painful exit. Luckily, a thin strip of beach lay between the thorny devils and the deep blue sea. And we had a full 30 seconds to prepare for it.

With eyes fixed on the horizon, we landed on the sand unharmed but with a new problem. We were a hundred feet below the launch site and had to haul the glider's orange carcass to the ute (Aussie slang for pick up truck). In the spirit of cooperation, I helped lug the lifeless glider up the slope. At the top, the hang gliding company offered me a second flight -- for free. I declined. As the saying goes, "When a boat goes aground, mother nature has spoken." And this time she was screaming at me.

Charmian Christie,
Outdoor Adventure Expert

Published Tuesday, December 12, 2006 11:15 AM by Charmian Christie
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Charmian Christie said:

Angela at ThinkFashion.com tagged me. If you haven’t heard of this new internet game, once tagged you...
December 21, 2006 5:18 PM
 

Charmian Christie said:

Angela at ThinkFashion.com tagged me. If you haven’t heard of this new internet game, once tagged you...
December 21, 2006 5:22 PM
 

Charmian Christie said:

Be careful what you post in a blog. Recently, I mentioned my  kangaroo misadventure and promised to elaborate....
January 5, 2007 10:39 AM
 

Charmian Christie said:

Before my Aussie friends spit the dummy (get upset) over my previous posts, let me set the record straight....
January 8, 2007 2:45 PM
 

Charmian Christie said:

When we arrived in Lake Placid  yesterday we were greeted by -26F temperatures and an impressive view...
February 6, 2007 9:17 AM
 

Charmian Christie said:

Before my Aussie friends spit the dummy (get upset) over my previous posts, let me set the record straight.

April 13, 2007 10:47 AM
 

Charmian Christie said:

Be careful what you post in a blog. Recently, I mentioned my kangaroo misadventure and promised to elaborate.

April 13, 2007 10:48 AM
 

Charmian Christie said:

Angela at ThinkFashion.com tagged me. If you haven’t heard of this new internet game, once tagged you

April 13, 2007 10:48 AM

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